gunsage's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Siberia Simulator]

I get it...

Ha ha. Or not. btw...

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

Yeah, that's stupid. NG never used to be like that, but oh well. You want constructive? Fine. It's a waste of time. I'm not saying it isn't funny, but how is it as high as it is in size in the first place? Honestly, that's the mystifying part. No, I'm not going to ruin it for anyone else because I'm just enough of an "asshole" for that, I suppose.

[Alex Chiu Mario Game v2]

It's really note very good.

Ham.

[Feed Lindsay!]

I must be "the sickest perv," according to Deadcel

Anyway, yeah, pretty simple, but fun.

[The 8-Bit Wizard]

I got a 460/600...

Not bad, actually. I got a little tripped on the specs questions, but not by too much. I knew most of the rest.

[Mouse 1.0]

Sweet!

It's been a while since I've played something this original. Pretty cool stuff.

[Duke Nukem Soundboard]

Errgh...

While I love Duke Nukem just as much as the next guy, this just plain sucked. Dude, you can get those sound effects easily. What prompted you to make something so unoriginal and retarded?

[SOULMECH - Shinobu]

Pretty damn good.

Just a few personal gripes, though...mostly things I think would make it better. I like your artwork and the animation wasn't too bad either...but I think you should add more frames per move...like when you walk, for instance. Also, the enemies should have a little more variety in each level...I mean, fighting the same enemy over and over again gets ridiculous. Yeah, you do change the enemies every now and then...but I mean, it'd be cool if there were several different types of enemies that jumped around and stuff that ganged up on you constantly. Most of the enemies just lurch toward you...hoping to corner you surround you to get in one hit. The bosses were cool, though. I also think there should be more moves for you to perform. Other than that, everything else was nice. Oh, sound got a zero because I can't use sound on this computer...it'd be unfair to rate it.

[Stick RPG]

Excellent!!

There are a few things I think you should add, though. It'd be cool if there was a cool background for battles. I guess the only other thing to complain about is...it's sticks. But hey, it's cool. Nice job!

[BlEED I]

Pretty good.

There were only a few minor things that I didn't like. Some of the sound effects were lame...I didn't like the artwork that much...it moved WAY too fast...and it was too short. Other than that, it was pretty nice.

[DDR MX single]

Look, I love DDR, but...

You really messed this up. You can only hit two buttons at a time, but you have SEVERAL instances upon which you must hit three or four which is not only very much unlike the actual game, but it's also VERY fucked up. You can't win...it's not possible. Also, it's not just that the song is out of sync, you don't actually add anything cool to do in the song either. It's not really even worth playing.