gunsage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario RPG Online Teaser]

Uh, seriously...

Although Mario RPG was cool and an online version could be interesting, this flash animation isn't.

Cam007 responds:

I'm sure if interesting is what you're looking for. I suggest going to the streets pick up a few hookers find an old Drunk and give him crack while you cut off your balls (If you have any) and feed them to your grandma. THAT would be interesting, and disgusting.

[Chrono Trigger - The Fart]

Pretty damn good

I liked it all! I just have one question, though...why didn't you make it to where you could only see the little box and that was it? I mean, the rest of the background was kind of pointless. Wouldn't it have been better if maybe you expanded the box and left out the rest? Ah well, still a good animation.

[Dickee Dee]

Thank you very much for lowering my IQ permanently

The graphics look like they were drawn by a fucking 2 year old with fetal alcohol syndrome. The sound was hardly even audible...I mean, not that it was anything intelligible anyway. The violence was done incredibly poorly. It just wasn't funny at all. Were you snorting pixie sticks or some shit before you did this movie? I mean what the fuck!

[GunMage]

Hey, it looks like it might be okay...

I just wanted you to know something before you accuse me of plagiarism and stuff. My alias, "gunsage," is based off of a game that has been in development for about 5 years or so now that I am creating. It will be called "Gun Sage." True, it's not Gun Mage, but it's close. Just wanted to let you know. Anyway, this is an okay movie...I wish I knew more about it, though...it looks like it might be nice.

Sleexteft responds:

Actually I have never heard of GunSage, but I don't really care, I mean honestly, I'm getting a bit of flak from Hellsing viewers who don't realize Hellsing is based off of Trigun, GunGrave (offspring of Trigun), Devil May Cry, and Vampire Hunter D. Check those out, (all which came out before) then tell me that Hellsing is "original" and I'm the one thats copying. Honestly, in anime, there are about 3 originals, Gundam, Evangelion, Fist of the North Star, and Lupin the 3rd :). More so on that though, they all just bit off of either the Bible or Akira Kurosawa or in Hellsings instance, both and Anne Rice. But what do I know, I just copy stuff. :)

[Mr. T Vs Joe Millionaire]

I love this series...

But again, as I stressed in one of your other movies, you did not credit the audio. I really love these movies and I think you do fine work, but if the audio isn't creditted, I give it a zero. Sorry.

[Sordid Hollow]

Errrgghhh...

Gross, just gross. Well, let's see...as far as the graphics went, I liked how everything looked. It was animated well, too. The style was just plain awful, though. It really wasn't all that great. The music wasn't too terribly interesting and it was kind of hard to hear what the bunny was saying. Maybe you should've included subtitles. It wasn't all that funny...I didn't even crack a smile. Not that great of an effort, but nice artwork.

[Operation: Chop Stick 2]

Very nice...

The graphics, were, well, sticks...oh yeah, and a few backgrounds and items too. The animation was very nice and realistic, but a little slow in some parts. It was hard to tell whether you were trying to simulate slow motion or not in certain parts. I also liked the special effects...they were pretty cool. The style, as usual, was quite nice. My only gripes have to do with the sound and the interactivity. First, the sound. Now, the effects were nice, but the music wasn't creditted. Did you make it yourself? You didn't specify whether you did or didn't...since that leaves the situation ambiguous, I'm going to give you a zero. As far as violence goes, it was all animated. No blood, but it was still quite nice. Now the interactivity. Okay, the dressup idea was funny and a little cool, but it could've been better. It would've been nice if you had more things to dress the dude up with. It would've been even better if ALL of the stick guys were like that after that point. Otherwise, though, this was a novel, but not very well developed idea. The humor mainly has to do with the dress up and some of the dialog. It was kind of funny, not hilarious, but then I'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be. I'd love to give this movie a high rating...it's a well done, well thought out flash animation. However, the audio credit isn't present. Without audio credit, I have to give this a zero.

[Spreadin' the Sickness]

Two things before I begin my review...

First off, you say that the audio credit is Disturbed. Okay, that's nice...mostly. Is the piano part from Disturbed? Was the musical part in the credits by Disturbed? If you didn't make it yourself then that's not proper audio crediting. Second, you should've included a preloader and a replay button. Okay, now the review. As far as graphics go, I thought the artwork was quite nice. For what little animation there was, it was nice. Very detailed. The style was also quite nice. I won't give away what happened to other potential viewers and reviewers, but I liked it. I already stated my bitching about the audio. Since I don't know whether that's your work at the beginning and the end, I know it's not Disturbed, and Disturbed is the only credit you've given, I'm giving this a zero until you can give me feedback. There wasn't much violence, but there was a little, and it was nice. Nothing funny here, all serious. Again, until I have furthermore info on the sound, I'm going to have to give this a zero. However, I encourage people to watch this movie who would vote otherwise. It's a good movie.

[Naked Woman Kick Guys Ass]

That was...terrible...

Why did you even bother submitting this? I like 3D graphics, but this was dumb. As far as graphics go, yes, it was in 3D, but it wasn't very well detailed, her leg goes THROUGH his leg, and you have spelling/grammatical errors. Style...huh? What style? There isn't any sound either. The violence was merely animated, however, since her leg went THROUGH his leg, I beg to differ in that she didn't really hit him. She was supposed to...I think...but she didn't. Last but not least, there was no humor in this. As I said before, why did you even bother submitting this?

[MegaManX Vs. Chrono Trig.]

Just one question before I review...

Why even bother having the "Start," "Pass Word," and "Option Mode" texts if you aren't even going to bother using them? Yeah, it portrays it better as a title screen, but wouldn't it be better if you just had the start text? Anyway, on with the review. As far as the graphics goes, it's all sprites. Not much to say there. At least there was a background. What can be said about style here? Well, it's your typical everyday newgrounds "Fight to the Death" animation. Nothing original here. There are two major gripes I have with the sound. First, there are NO sound effects. Even if you had put in some generic sound effects, it would've been nice. However, my other gripe is that you did NOT credit your audio. It also wasn't all that great...I have a better version if you would like to update your animation (just as long as you credit it!). As far as violence goes, it was merely animated violence...just gunshots, swords, and stuff...no real blood or anything (not that I'm saying it was necessary, this part was just fine). No humor involved here...just a battle to the death (again, not necessary in this case). Normally, I might give this a 1. With sound effects, I'd give it a 2. However, without ANY audio credit, I'm giving it a zero. Sorry...please credit your audio next time.