gunsage's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Haunted House]

THIS...IS...BORING...

At first, I thought this was going to be kick ass...going around a haunted house...evading ghosts and vampires and the like...I played it for a good five minutes before I finally realized that it was the MOST FUCKING BORING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! You should never have submitted this...I'm only giving it a 1 because of the graphics. Yech!

[Assault Part-5]

Well done!

Everything on this was great except ONE thing...there wasn't nearly enough interactivity. I mean, seriously, it was a great movie...but you only get to mess with it twice! Very nice movie, though. I look forward to more coming soon.

[Resident Evil trial game]

Fucking retarded

You know, you could have at LEAST used some shading and stuff. This looks and plays like shit. Why would you even submit this?

[s1nt3ch's shooter]

Oh no, not ANOTHER one...

Although I like shooters, there are some serious problems with this one that are just too weird. First, why do enemies fly above where I'm even able to hit them? Second, why can I only fire one shot at a time? And third, WHEN I HOLD DOWN THE FUCKING SPACE BUTTON, WHY DOES THE SHIP HOLD THE LASER THERE LIKE IT'S STROKING ITS COCK OR SOMETHING?!? Anyway, other than that, it was...mildly interesting.

[Spy World (fixed)demo]

plz vote only if you liked it?!?

You FUCKING retard! Anybody can vote...regardless of whether they liked your piece of shit movie or not! Personally, I didn't! And I'm fairly sure that anyone with half a brain would agree with me, you fucking rimjobber!

[Virtual Stick 2]

Good fun...

However, there are some glitches that I'm not sure if you're aware of or not. First off, sometimes you can hit more than one person with a bullet...is this intentional? Second, why do I have to wait until my ammo is real low to reload? Third, when I continued, I had eight life bars, not four...is this intentional? Anyway, other than that, is wasn't bad...but, you know...it would've looked better with people rather than sticks...and if you're going to use sticks, at least make them animate better.

[War Against Irak]

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

You spelled it wrong...damn you...you spelled "Iraq" wrong!! Spell it! Spell it right you rat pussy eater! DAMN YOU!!! Anyway........................ .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .....................it was okay.

[Assault Part-1]

Pretty good.

However, there is a thing called a "spell checker" which I think you could use in this. Pretty fun, even though it was a bit short.

[Quick Pic]

Great!

This was really fun! I don't know if I got a high score or not, but I got to the 11th level with a score of 24500. This is great! It just goes to prove that movies and games don't have to be all that flashy...just addictive!