gunsage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr. T Vs Mecha-T]

The best one yet!

I love this series! You're doing a great job! Keep up the good work!

[turtlelove]

Dude...

Were those your parents?! Damn! Your mom is hot!

[Mixer]

OH BOY! SOUND EFFECTS!

WOW!!! YOU'RE REALLY TALENTED, AREN'T YOU?!

[Skateboarding clip...]

Well, the art was good...

It's too bad that you decided to whack off to animal porn rather than finish this, though.

[GJC Wars-Episode 1 V.3]

A: The shitty, the horrid, and this...

Q: What three things are closely related?

The grammar was bad...not horrible, but bad. The framerate definitely needs to go up as well...not that there was much animation anyway. The artwork, which I normally don't crack on, was pretty crappy too. Furthermore, it just wasn't funny! It didn't make any sense...or was it supposed to? The questions at the end were stupid as well. Not even worth submitting. Just plain yuck all over.

[A Very Mario Christmas]

Just one question...

Why is Mario so FREAKIN' SMALL?!? AHRHRHRHHHGGHGHHGHGHGHHRHHHR!! !...or something. Other than that, it was pretty mediocre. Mildly entertaining.

[Kerrigan and the Frog]

I liked it!

And I have NO idea what the last asshole was talking about...there was no audio but your voice, right? I don't know what his problem is, but this flash is good.

[NINGA death squad (part 1]

Not necessarily turd of the week...

But tell me...how is it a game? It's not, dammit. Furthermore, why did you spell ninja with a "g?" Ugh...this movie made my head hurt.

[Karate Kicks Ass!]

You stupid mother fucker!

Dammit, NONE of that was karate! What the fuck is wrong with you?! And no, you're not funny either you little prick! The animation was horrible!

[Stupified]

It was okay...

But there are three things that are wrong here...

1. It's too damn slow! If you made it faster, it would mask some of the bad animation! It would also hurry things along, too!

2. It's too damn long! Because of how slow it is, it's just insult to injury when you make a movie this long THAT slow!

3. Who the FUCK cares about what the little dude said in the other movie?! Just because it's high ranked and he makes a point doesn't mean that everyone that votes low on your movie is an asshole! Maybe, just MAYBE, it means that your movie SUCKS!

All in all, not a bad movie...but seriously, it needs to be faster or at least shorter. The graphics, although mostly stick figures, were actually pretty okay. I couldn't hear the sound because this computer doesn't have any. Well, that's about it.

Rojon responds:

Well, as for 3. It was a joke. Make note of the smiley. If everyone is going to take that so seriously, I suppose I should take it off. Your points are valid.